Friday, February 11, 2011

Joke for your Friday

The following is a brief and hilarious interaction between myself and my coworker Emily regarding the ridiculous name the nefarious boxer Mike Tyson chose for his progeny:

Me: Did you hear about the name Mike Tyson picked for his new son?

Emily: No, what?

Me: Morocco Elijah

Emily: How did he come up with that?

Me: Guess he spun the globe and pointed to a country, then opened a Bible and flipped to a page.

Emily: Too bad he didn't get Djibouti Ezekiel.



Oh poor Morocco Elijah....

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Thomas Jefferson Philosophizes on Revolutions (Entry 1)

Democracy is on the tips of every freedom fighter’s tongues in Egypt as of late. Egyptians crying for relief from oppression of a diabolic dictatorship are turning to America to help.
Our generation has much to learn from the works of our Founding Fathers. America is still a young country. Our nation hasn’t seen her 300th birthday. Yet we are charged with leading the free world and perpetuating democracy.
In reading Jefferson’s “Memoir, Correspondence And Miscellanies” we see the United States was the first country to proclaim itself a democratic nation. Only a few years after our Revolution ended, America then funded the French militants in their revolution.


The book opens with Jefferson’s letters. He is writing from Paris to other Founding Fathers in America regarding the beginnings of the French Revolution in 1789. John Jay, James Madison, and the like were blessed with news from Jefferson. Jefferson wrote of the lack of bread in Paris, the flight of the aristocracy, and the demise of the French National Assembly.
TJ was also a bad ass because he played both sides of the field. He appealed to the ruling monarchy as a visiting American emissary while the whole time he arranged to fund the French militias who served with American forces during our war against England.
At this point in history, Jefferson is witnessing the brink of revolutionary war, much like what he recently witnessed in his own country. Jefferson had the government of Holland (i.e. the affluent banks in Amsterdam) give 30 MILLION francs to the uprising French masses. And remember, we’re talking about 30 Million in currency in 1789. Imagine how much that would be today. Plus it’s Amesterdam’s funds which means it either came from:
a)      Wooden shoes
b)      Tulips
c)       Dike building
d)      Weed
E.g. we can presume that Jefferson (who was known to enjoy his herbal refreshment) arranged for the banks of Amsterdam to fund the French revolution!
Over the coming weeks as I read this book I’m going to share Jefferson’s musings with you, dear reader. We have much to learn from Jefferson’s writing. His words are still pertinent to our nation’s diplomatic and economic role in fostering democracy in other nations.
Much like we’re currently seeing in Egypt, the French people have an army independent of the ruling authority of Louis XVI. Jefferson writes:
“Though they have gone astonishing lengths, they are not yet thus far. It is probable, therefore, that not knowing how to use the military as a civil weapon they will do too much or too little with it.”
Who is financially backing the revolution in Egypt? My fear is funding comes from two sides not only America and other democratic powers in the name of Freedom but also from Iran and other extremist powers focused on ruling terror instead of free will.
The people of Egypt, like the poor masses in Paris in the 18th century, are close to having military might to overthrow Mubarak. I don’t know much about foreign affairs. But I do know about learning from the past especially in written history from our nations’ founders.
As American people, we need to continue to be cognoscente of the upheaval in Egypt. The reconstruction of the Egyptian nation will change the game of American diplomacy in the Middle East. And, like Jefferson and his brethren, America can’t afford to fund another country’s revolution. And this time we certainly can’t do it with drug money.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Social Media’s Prolific Power

A dear friend of mine, Laura Weisser, has started gaining popularity among the Atlanta online elite. This blogger and Yelper has made a great name for herself in the foodie community of Atlanta. She’s a regular at UYEs (that’s Unsolicited Yelp Events for common diners such as you and me) and Laura is always on the lookout for the next big food find to write about.

For instance, Laura’s prowess for social media has landed her a couple of unique opportunities. Fado gave her a free happy hour to come and sample the new menu – just because of her Yelp post. Bob Steele Salon is gearing up to bring her on to help with its social media strategy (you can read her review of the salon here http://www.yelp.com/biz/bob-steele-salon-atlanta). Then on Saturday she’s heading to a UYE Chinese New Year lunch with her new Yelp friends.

 Aside from Laura, I think about the other opportunities social media has presented us in the recent years. The social revolution underway in Egypt is a prime example of the powerful impact of new media.  Also think about the little things. I got my current job at AutoTrader Classics through LinkedIn. In 2008, Adagio Teas sent Kevin (my handsome husband) a huge box of complimentary teas simply because he posted a Tweet about Adagio. The company even included a handwritten thank you to Kevin showing their appreciation for his social marketing.

Anyone else out there have a great example of how social media has impacted his or her life? Feel free to share!

We live in an age of finding love on the internet, new businesses through discounted coupons, and other ways of discovering new adventures all through the Web. I am so pumped to see what the coming decade holds for the future of social media.

Tale of Will – An Allegory in 250 Words

Will lived in the same place his entire life. In 2007, four families bought houses on Will’s street within six months of each other. It was the fastest Will had seen so many new arrivals.
Then the recession hit and it was the quickest Will had seen homes go up for sale. Later on in 2009 those four homes were empty. “For Sale” signs decayed in their overgrown front yards.
“Gumption” his mother’s voice, Joy, rang in his memory. What made these families survive and others go under mattered to Will.
Will believed his strength helped him through hardship. Plus the loves of his life -- Providence and Faith -- guided him in adversity.
He loved his partner Providence and their child Faith. The day Providence told Will about the arrival of Faith (in the middle of the recession) Will was shocked. He never thought Providence would surprise him in such a manner. Joy once told Will together he and Providence were going to create miracles although society had told them there was no chance.
Providence brought Faith into the world. Faith’s delivery was perfect timing. As the offspring of Will and Providence, sometimes Faith seemed like a burden; yet, Faith showed them how each day was a new adventure.
When the recession forced folks away from Will, he still had Faith to bring him wonder, Providence to sustain him, and Joy’s words to rise above this dark time.
Will could rely on Providence and Faith to overcome any obstacle.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Margaret Mitchell: Media Maven

It’s official – I finished reading Gone With the Wind – the best epic novel ever written about Atlanta and by a Southern woman.
Together, Kindle and I read 19,296 locations of Margaret Mitchell’s masterpiece (or almost 1,000 pages).
Gone With the Wind is a vibrant, complex fairytale written by a woman raised on stories about the Civil War from the folks who survived the calamity.
The best storyline I read wasn’t until after Scarlett spoke her famous last words: “After all, tomorrow is another day.”
My favorite story about Gone With the Wind is Mitchell’s very own life story.
“Born in Atlanta on November 8, 1900, Margaret Mitchell spent her childhood listening to the war stories of Confederate veterans. They told her everything about the Civil War except that the South had lost. She found that out when she was 10 years old.
Before leaving for Smith College in 1918, Mitchell fell in love With Lieutenant Clifford Henry, a Harvard undergraduate training for active duty in World War I at Camp Gordon in Atlanta. In 1919, shortly after she learned Henry had been killed in action in France, her mother became ill and Margaret rushed home. She did not make it back in time to see her mother, and she stayed on to take care of her father and brother.
Mitchell had many suitors, but Red Upshaw and John Marsh came to the fore as serious potential husbands. She got a job as the first woman to cover hard news for The Atlanta Journal, and married Upshaw. The marriage was short – Upshaw was a bootlegger and alcoholic. John Marsh, her other serious suitor, returned. They married and remained so until her death.
Mitchell was forced to quit her job at The Atlanta Journal because of problems With her ankles and feet. Bedridden, she read voraciously and began work on what her friends called ‘the great American novel.’
She showed the finished manuscript, all 1,037 pages of it, to a visiting New York publisher, and on June 10, 1936, Gone With the Wind was published.
By October of that year, Gone With the Wind had sold one million copies, and David O. Selznick bought the rights for $50,000. At the time, it was the highest price ever paid by Hollywood for the rights to a first novel.          
Margaret Mitchell won the Pulitzer Prize in 1937. In 1939, Atlanta hosted the premier of one of the most popular movies of all time, Gone With the Wind, starring Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh.
On August 11, 1949, while crossing Peachtree and 13th streets close to her home, Margaret Mitchell was struck by an off-duty cab driver, and died five days later. She was buried in Atlanta’s Oakland Cemetery with the rest of her family.
Many years earlier, in an interview with her publisher, she was asked what  Gone With the Wind was about. She said ‘If the novel has a theme it is that of survival. What makes some people come through catastrophes and others, apparently, just as able, strong and brave go under?
“It happens in every upheaval. Some people survive – others don’t. What qualities are in those who fight their way thought triumphantly that are lacking in those that go under. I only know that survivors used to call that quality ‘gumption.’
“So I wrote about people who had gumption and people who didn’t.” (1936)
Gumption a.k.a. spirited initiative and resourcefulness. Much like her heroine, Scarlett O’Hara, Margaret Mitchell had gumption in spades.
 Margaret Mitchell is my new hero. Right up there with Kay Graham of The Washington Post(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katharine_Graham).

A journalist, novelist, Pulitzer Prize winner and married to the love of her life. What more could a girl ask for?

Friday, January 28, 2011

Blog with the Wind - Day 5 of 5

“He could only attribute her to the mysterious kindness of God.”
What better way for a man to love a woman?
This quote comes from the genius of Margarett Mitchell describing the love Mr. Gerald O'Hara had for his wife, Ellen.
I just realized the majority of the quotes I selected for Five Days of Blog with the Wind are about Scarlett's parents instead of the notorious heroine. When I think about it, the producers of "Gone with the Wind" eliminated one of the greatest love stories from the film. The story of Ellen and Gerald O'Hara.
Scarlett's parents didn't love each other at first, at least not in the romantic love we mostly dream about. Ellen Robillard came from Southern society, Gerald was a wealthy Irish immigrant who won his plantation (Tara) in a lucky hand of cards. Yet Gerald and Ellen's love grew together as they managed Tara and started their family.
Reflect for a moment on the words "mysterious kindness".  An all-knowing force was generous enough to bring Ellen Robillard to Gerald O'Hara together -- at least in Gone with the Wind.
But in real life, I have to believe in universal forces which can overcome all obstacles. Call it Faith, Jesus, Providence, Karma, God, etc., there is something out there which inspires love. And this leads to great art such as Gone with the Wind.
Please let me know if you want me to keep up with posting Gone with the Wind quotes on the blog. I'd be happy to share.







Thursday, January 27, 2011

Blog with the Wind: Day 4 of 5

I'm attempting to remember the last time I described myself as a Southerner. Unfortunately, I can't, and I have to believe there are plenty of Atlanta denizens out there who would neither describe themselves as Southern nor attribute their personal characteristics to that of a Southerner.

Are we all really just Damn Yankees in Atlanta clothing?

Today's quote from Gone with the Wind speaks to the qualifications of Southern gentry:

"They were authorities on the genealogies of everyone who was anyone in Georgia, South Carolina and Virginia and did not bother their heads about the other states, because they believed that no one who was anybody ever came from states other than these three."

It's ironic to think that back in the Antebellum days the Atlanta elite qualified "anybody who was somebody" as someone from Georgia, South Carolina or Virginia. How did they skip North Carolina? What was so bad about Tennessee?

One can understand why the Hollywood producers chose to slice out this part of Gone with the Wind which speaks about what a true Southerner is because the definition gets so blurry.

So what makes someone a "Southerner" or as my friend Anna says "true grit"? If anyone has any criteria please share. Inquiring minds want to know.