Monday, January 31, 2011

Margaret Mitchell: Media Maven

It’s official – I finished reading Gone With the Wind – the best epic novel ever written about Atlanta and by a Southern woman.
Together, Kindle and I read 19,296 locations of Margaret Mitchell’s masterpiece (or almost 1,000 pages).
Gone With the Wind is a vibrant, complex fairytale written by a woman raised on stories about the Civil War from the folks who survived the calamity.
The best storyline I read wasn’t until after Scarlett spoke her famous last words: “After all, tomorrow is another day.”
My favorite story about Gone With the Wind is Mitchell’s very own life story.
“Born in Atlanta on November 8, 1900, Margaret Mitchell spent her childhood listening to the war stories of Confederate veterans. They told her everything about the Civil War except that the South had lost. She found that out when she was 10 years old.
Before leaving for Smith College in 1918, Mitchell fell in love With Lieutenant Clifford Henry, a Harvard undergraduate training for active duty in World War I at Camp Gordon in Atlanta. In 1919, shortly after she learned Henry had been killed in action in France, her mother became ill and Margaret rushed home. She did not make it back in time to see her mother, and she stayed on to take care of her father and brother.
Mitchell had many suitors, but Red Upshaw and John Marsh came to the fore as serious potential husbands. She got a job as the first woman to cover hard news for The Atlanta Journal, and married Upshaw. The marriage was short – Upshaw was a bootlegger and alcoholic. John Marsh, her other serious suitor, returned. They married and remained so until her death.
Mitchell was forced to quit her job at The Atlanta Journal because of problems With her ankles and feet. Bedridden, she read voraciously and began work on what her friends called ‘the great American novel.’
She showed the finished manuscript, all 1,037 pages of it, to a visiting New York publisher, and on June 10, 1936, Gone With the Wind was published.
By October of that year, Gone With the Wind had sold one million copies, and David O. Selznick bought the rights for $50,000. At the time, it was the highest price ever paid by Hollywood for the rights to a first novel.          
Margaret Mitchell won the Pulitzer Prize in 1937. In 1939, Atlanta hosted the premier of one of the most popular movies of all time, Gone With the Wind, starring Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh.
On August 11, 1949, while crossing Peachtree and 13th streets close to her home, Margaret Mitchell was struck by an off-duty cab driver, and died five days later. She was buried in Atlanta’s Oakland Cemetery with the rest of her family.
Many years earlier, in an interview with her publisher, she was asked what  Gone With the Wind was about. She said ‘If the novel has a theme it is that of survival. What makes some people come through catastrophes and others, apparently, just as able, strong and brave go under?
“It happens in every upheaval. Some people survive – others don’t. What qualities are in those who fight their way thought triumphantly that are lacking in those that go under. I only know that survivors used to call that quality ‘gumption.’
“So I wrote about people who had gumption and people who didn’t.” (1936)
Gumption a.k.a. spirited initiative and resourcefulness. Much like her heroine, Scarlett O’Hara, Margaret Mitchell had gumption in spades.
 Margaret Mitchell is my new hero. Right up there with Kay Graham of The Washington Post(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katharine_Graham).

A journalist, novelist, Pulitzer Prize winner and married to the love of her life. What more could a girl ask for?

Friday, January 28, 2011

Blog with the Wind - Day 5 of 5

“He could only attribute her to the mysterious kindness of God.”
What better way for a man to love a woman?
This quote comes from the genius of Margarett Mitchell describing the love Mr. Gerald O'Hara had for his wife, Ellen.
I just realized the majority of the quotes I selected for Five Days of Blog with the Wind are about Scarlett's parents instead of the notorious heroine. When I think about it, the producers of "Gone with the Wind" eliminated one of the greatest love stories from the film. The story of Ellen and Gerald O'Hara.
Scarlett's parents didn't love each other at first, at least not in the romantic love we mostly dream about. Ellen Robillard came from Southern society, Gerald was a wealthy Irish immigrant who won his plantation (Tara) in a lucky hand of cards. Yet Gerald and Ellen's love grew together as they managed Tara and started their family.
Reflect for a moment on the words "mysterious kindness".  An all-knowing force was generous enough to bring Ellen Robillard to Gerald O'Hara together -- at least in Gone with the Wind.
But in real life, I have to believe in universal forces which can overcome all obstacles. Call it Faith, Jesus, Providence, Karma, God, etc., there is something out there which inspires love. And this leads to great art such as Gone with the Wind.
Please let me know if you want me to keep up with posting Gone with the Wind quotes on the blog. I'd be happy to share.







Thursday, January 27, 2011

Blog with the Wind: Day 4 of 5

I'm attempting to remember the last time I described myself as a Southerner. Unfortunately, I can't, and I have to believe there are plenty of Atlanta denizens out there who would neither describe themselves as Southern nor attribute their personal characteristics to that of a Southerner.

Are we all really just Damn Yankees in Atlanta clothing?

Today's quote from Gone with the Wind speaks to the qualifications of Southern gentry:

"They were authorities on the genealogies of everyone who was anyone in Georgia, South Carolina and Virginia and did not bother their heads about the other states, because they believed that no one who was anybody ever came from states other than these three."

It's ironic to think that back in the Antebellum days the Atlanta elite qualified "anybody who was somebody" as someone from Georgia, South Carolina or Virginia. How did they skip North Carolina? What was so bad about Tennessee?

One can understand why the Hollywood producers chose to slice out this part of Gone with the Wind which speaks about what a true Southerner is because the definition gets so blurry.

So what makes someone a "Southerner" or as my friend Anna says "true grit"? If anyone has any criteria please share. Inquiring minds want to know.

Sterling Malory Archer - the funniest man on TV

2010 premiered the most sardonic, witty, debaucherous television show aired on FX besides Nip/Tuck. 

Take the cartoons of the Simpsons, Family Guy, Daria, Beavis & Butthead: put them all in one show, add a bunch of vodka, shake vigorously, and you maybe might get something as darkly funny as Archer.

If you haven't seen Archer before then download, Netflix, rent, whatever you have to do to catch up on the 10 episodes of Season 1. "Archer" features some of the funniest dialogue ever aired on cable.

For background on the show, check out this Wikipedia entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archer_(TV_series)

The cast of characters and their interactions is what really makes this show a treat. We have:


Sterling Malory Archer (voiced by H. Jon Benjamin): Dashing, debonair secret agent who tells everyone he's a spy. Code name "Duchess". Also has drinking and intimacy issues stemming from....

Malory Archer (voiced by Jessica Walter): Sterling's mother and head of secret agency, ISIS, where Sterling works. Malory's character is essentially the same one Walter played in "Arrested Development" except she carries a gun.

Lana Kane (voiced by Aisha Tyler): Hot, black woman and booty-kicking secret agent. She's Archer's counterpart at ISIS and Malory's favorite employee. Lana and Archer dated but broke up because Archer cheated and (of course) has mommy issues. Last season Lana was dating...

Cyril Figgis (voiced by Chris Parnell): Honestly, I have no idea what Cyril's actual job is at ISIS because he doesn't do anything but whine and cheat on Lana. Cyril does add some comedic relief especially when dealing with...

Cheryl/Carol (voiced by Judy Greer): Malory's secretary, office floozy and is turned on by strangling. She's been choked by almost every male character on the show. This chick is crazy! Judy Greer is also an alumna of Arrested Development which gives Archer even more credibility. Her office counterpart is...

Pam (voiced by Amber Nash): overweight, quintessential HR lady who eats like "hungry, hungry hippos". Her purpose is to serve as the office mainstay. She never travels abroad like the other characters, but while the spies are off saving the world, Pam is in the office witnessing the crazy happenings. Mostly coming from...

Krieger (voiced by Lucky Yates): dark as midnight and even creepier. We know he likes video taping homeless people, snorting MSG off fat women (i.e. Pam) and designing weapons. Everytime I see Krieger it reminds me of this dude in our office. Hopefully he's not as crazy.

Now that we've done a bit of character background and we anticipate the premier of Season 2 this evening I'd like to recap my favorite my favorite quotes from Archer:


Lana: (to Archer) And while you're not ever speaking to me, jump up your own ass, and die.



Archer: Oh come on, You know I'd never let anything happen to your bacon.



Archer: You know what, I don't have a one to some other number of douche-bag scale.  So…Six!



Caterer: Gravlax?
Lana: Thanks, no. I’m allergic to cat piss.



Archer: What’s that smell?
Malory: Gravlax and failure.



Archer: Seriously, call Kenny Loggins, ‘cause you’re in the DANGER ZONE!



Cheryl: She's so weird... Hey, will you choke me a little bit?



Archer (passed out on the floor after drinking liquor from a broken glass)
Malory: Oh, great. Two Steuben glasses left and you have to go and break one of them.
Archer: It’s like my brain’s a tree and you’re those little cookie elves.



Pam: Holy sh*t snacks!



Lana: Yuuuuuuup!



Archer: Oh my god, you killed a hooker!
Cyril: Callgirl! She was a callgirl!
Archer: No Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers!



Lana: Do you really want to open this can of trust-breachy worms right after I just caught you and my ex-boyfriend with a dead hooker in the trunk?



Archer: Jesus Krieger, you're still taping bum fights?
Krieger: No, now I'm into something... darker.



Archer: Lana. Lana! LANA!!!
Lana: WHAT?!?
Archer: Danger Zone.



Malory: Oh shut up. I bet you’re barren.



Malory: Don't be shitty. Can't we just enjoy the moment?
Archer: (bleeding from multiple gunshot wounds from Malory) Yeah, how could we not?
Malory: Ass.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Blog with the Wind - Day 3 of 5

"Gone With the Wind" features the paradigm of matriarchal virtues in Scarlett's mother, Ellen O'Hara.

Mrs. O'Hara moves through the novel with a graceful deftness attributed to her character. She is kind, charitable, and treats every other character as an equal - even her slaves - based on her view that all humans are equal in God's eyes.

Today's quote is about the providencial Mrs. O'Hara:

"Her mother was the embodiment of justice, truth, loving tenderness and profound wisdom - a great lady."

Guess what I'm writing in Mama Morgan's Mother's Day card this year? It's hard to understand why the producers cut this fantastic quote out of the film.

If you're ever looking for a new compliment to bestow to a woman in your life, try taking a bit of beautiful vocab about Mrs. O'Hara.

Blog with the Wind - Day 2 of 5

Gerald O'Hara is one of my favorite male characters in all of literature. Imagine a drunk leprechaun stuck in the body of an affluent Southern gentleman.
Throughout the novel, Margarett Mitchell uses Gerald as a foil to Scarlett's esteemed mother, Ellen O'Hara. Their characters are completely different despite being married to each other. We'll get to Ellen in Blog with the Wind Day 3.
Mr. O'Hara unfortunately gave most of his vices to his daughter. Scarlett's temper, shrewedness and penchant for bourbon all came from her father. His more admirable qualities, such as love for children, were passed on to Scarlett's sisters.
His character provides all sorts of comedy at the beginning of the novel and we slowly watch his descent into madness after the death of his beloved Mrs. O'Hara. It's a fun ride to watch the way Mitchell develops his character throughout the story ultimately leadng to his demise. I'd like to do something similar with That Southern Wedding. 
For now, here is my favorite quote about Gerald O'Hara.
“There was no need for him to acquire a good head for whiskey. He had been born with one.”
Perhaps you, reader, know a gentleman who has also been with a good head for whiskey.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Blog with the Wind - Day 1 of 5

Hiya readers
Between Snowpocalypse and still having to work it’s been tricky finding time to write on the blog plus the novel.
To help with the novel writing process, author Sol Stein recommends reading an author with respectable style and a similar voice.
I’ve selected “Gone with the Wind” by Margaret Mitchell.
“Gone with the Wind” is a classic work of literature and one of the first major novels to come from the South. Mitchell also flicked her dainty middle finger to everyone who ever disrespected Georgia's esteemed citizens.
The version I’m reading is prefaced by Pat Conroy, author of “The Prince of Tides”. As Conroy wrote of Mitchell’s famous book:
“The characters are wonderful, the story moves with swiftness and bright, inexorable power. The novel allows you to lose yourself in the glorious pleasure of reading itself, when all five senses ignite in the sheer happiness of narrative.”
That’s the type of novel I’m hoping to achieve.
Mitchell’s story won a Pulitzer Prize in addition to being made into a film that took home numerous awards (those would be great too).
I’d love to create a novel transferred onto the silver screen which can have such a profound effect on its audience as “Gone with the Wind.”
Attempting to read “Gone with the Wind” in its entirety has been challenging because it’s several hundred pages. Plus I’m reading the book on my spiffy new Kindle, which I swear is so much more reader friendly than the iPad. If you don’t have a Kindle, pinch your pennies and buy one. This is the best device of the 21st century (sorry Apple).
Since most folks don’t have time to read the 1,000 pages of “Gone with the Wind”, I’d like to share some gloriousness of Margaret Mitchell’s epic over the coming week.
Today is the first of five quotes from "Gone with the Wind"
To start our week off right, here’s my favorite quote frrom the book which never made it into the film:
“A lack of the niceties of classical education carried no shame, provided a man was smart in the things that mattered. And raising good cotton, riding well, shooting straight, dancing lightly, squiring the ladies with elegance and carrying one’s liquor like a gentleman were the things that mattered.”
So remember, guys and gals, about the virtues gentlemen of the Old South used to uphold. Hope everyone has a week filled with gentility.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Operation Beautiful

We all have those days. The days where our clothes just don't seem to properly fit, a nasty pimple shows up or there's that one hair which won't stay put. Today in the ladies room I overheard an extremely skinny girl claiming she was fat.

This sort of self-judgement has got to stop.

Finally there is an initiative to remind us we are beautiful despite any criticism society inflicts on our physical image.

My dear friend Laura sent me a blog this morning which lead me to the blogger's other site - Operation Beautiful.

http://operationbeautiful.com/

Caitlin is our blogger's name. She began Operation Beautiful because she was dedicated to ending negative self-talk.

"Through Operation Beautiful, I hope we can all encourage a positive body image in ourselves and others.  I truly believe that your beauty comes from the inside, and your unique qualities that make you YOU should be valued and celebrated."

How do Caitlin and her readers accomplish spreading the good word of Operation Beautiful? By leaving anonymous notes in bathrooms, windows and other public places reminding people of their inner beauty. It's a really neat concept of "paying it forward" but not nearly as cheesy as the Kevin Spacey movie.

Here's my challenge to you, reader. Find a way to leave an anonymous message reminding people of they're beauty and self worth.

Y'all are all hot and know it :)

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Alec Baldwin: America's Next President?

America's new favorite sitcom star Alec Baldwin has become a regular blogger on the Huffington Post.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alec-baldwin

One has to wonder if it's really Mr. Baldwin writing these blog posts or a PR mastermind contracted by his agent. Whoever the real writer is, he or she is doing a great job and has their finger on the pulse of American sentiment.

Though we've had famous actors become political leaders in the past (Ronald Reagan, Arnie the Governator, Steve Austin, etc.) Baldwin has really seasoned his chopsfor greatness. He currently plays one of the best characters on modern television: Jack on 30 Rock.

If you're not a 30 Rock fan, start watching now. Despite if Baldwin ever runs for office, it is clear from his work on HuffPo that he will become a politicker in the coming years. Perhaps his voice (or his PR guru's) will become even louder when campaign season gets going.

Attractive presidents have historically had more success in the White House, and Baldwin has "steely blue eyes of a husky".

Keep reading up on Alec Baldwin, America. And watch 30 Rock. It's one of the funniest shows out there.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

11 Adventures in 2011


Happy first post of 2011! This year is just as much fun to pronounce as "Nineteen-ninety-nine" was a few years ago. "Twenty-Eleven" rolls so sweetly off one's tongue.

While many publications chose to recap the big happenings of 2010 today we're looking forward the future. The next 361 days are going to be exciting. If the world really does come to an end in 2012 then this is our last full year on earth. We better enjoy it.

To start 2011 off right here are 11 adventures in the coming year:

11 – Neptune will complete its first full orbit since its discovery in 1846. We often forget our blue neighbor a mere 2.68 billion miles away. The next time the planet will orbit the sun is 165 years from now in 2176. Happy 400 year anniversary America and hello Neptune!

10 – New Kids On The Block and Backstreet Boys concert tour. The NKOTBBSB extravaganza is the best thing former BOP and TigerBeat readers have to talk about since Corey Haim from the two Corey’s died. Please do not buy a ticket for this concert. Instead, take a camera to the event and photograph the people who did pay. There are going to be a lot of ridiculously attired Jordan Knight and Nick Carter fans at the bubblegum reunion shindig.

9 – The Wedding of Prince William & Kate Middleton on April 29. If Princess Diana & Prince Charles’s wedding was the wedding of the century then Wills & Kate’s wedding is the wedding of our millennium. I’m taking off work that Friday and going to Fado in Buckhead to drink a Guinness while watching the broadcast. Who’s coming with me?

8 – Evolution of traditional publishing (Borders, e-readers). Watch out folks because this year may be print doomsday. To start of 2011 we have Borders potentially filing for bankruptcy
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/04/business/media/04borders.html?_r=2&ref=business due to their poor revenue stream. Between the Borders bailout and the amazing advancements in digital media (particularly on devices such as Kindle and iPad) it’s going to be a helluva year for publishers. Watch what happens to your favorite bookstore or magazine over the next year. Times they are a changin’…

7 – Tea Partying. For the record I can’t stand Sarah Palin and her narcissistic agenda; however, the media reaction she’s created to her politics is phenomenal. With the elections coming up in 2012 it’s going to be interesting to see if the Tea Party actually plans to run a third party ticket and who will comprise its voters.

6 – Return of Comic book Superhero films (Thor, Captain America, The Avengers). Our millennial generation grew up on films such as “Superman” with Christopher Reeve and “Batman” with Michael Keaton (not the crap George Clooney version). Perhaps we’ll see another iconic actor rise up for a superhero film legacy. My money is on Ryan Reynolds as the Green Lantern.

5—Apple - iPhone 5, iPad2, iWhatever. Rupert Murdoch has hailed Steve Jobs as the best CEO of our time, and while I think Rupert Murdoch is an evil genius (who ran MySpace into the ground) I have to agree with him on Jobs. I held off on purchasing the iPhone 4 because I’m really interested to see what’s next. There’s rumors of holographs on the next iPhone. Can’t you hear Princess Leia calling you on your iPhone? “Help me, you’re my only hope…Steve Jobs!”

4 – California will open the world's largest solar plant. It’s a $6 billion project to power more than 300,000 homes. Not only is it using green energy to cleanly power American homes but it’s also creating hundreds of jobs for workers. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39836641/ns/us_news-environment/. Hopefully this is the first step opening the gates for a new industry beneficial to both the environment and the economy. Which leads to our next adventure…

3 – Economic Recovery. It’s been a really crappy two years for most Americans due to financial hardships. We have to continue to believe our economy will continue to get better and do everything we can to be prudent with our money. Save more, spend wisely and let’s work to make sure 2011 is an advantageous and adventurous year. I’m no economic expert but I am an expert on two things: the power of positive thinking and shopping therapy. Hopefully both will continue to prosper.

2 – U.S. Presidential campaigning begins. Brace yourself, America. We had enough of Bush’s "Four More Years" in 2004. Who knows what we’ll be in for when President Obama attempts to hang onto his seat in the White House. President Obama has a crackerjack marketing team but can they pull the wool over America’s eyes like they did three years ago?

1 – Releasing "That Southern Wedding" – my first novel. For those who know me well y’all know I’ve been typing my nails to bits on a 100,000-word story. Essentially I set out to rewrite “Gone With the Wind” for our modern times. “Gone With the Wind” was an epic romance and a wedding is too. “That Southern Wedding” follows a woman from Atlanta in the five-days leading up to her wedding her adventures towards the aisle. If you’d like to help more on my writing journey please let me know. Your reading and commenting this blog is a huge support.

Best wishes for an adventurous 2011. If you ever have a story to share please send it my way and I’ll feature it on this blog.

Now let “Twenty-Eleven” roll off your tongue just once more. Mmm...tastes sweet.